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WatchPolice FAIL
Woman sues Google after being hit by a car while... →
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August 2009
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Man believed pizza slice was left behind to harass... →
thecakeisalie:
falconieri:
Whomever Shoddywiring is…..this is for you.
i laughed through the whole article…wtf?!
July 2009
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June 2009
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A French tourist in Egypt, who jumped into the sea... →
mikehudack:
(via hilker)
Oops.
May 2009
3 posts
For Everything Else, There's TasterCard
Cashier: “That’s £26.50, please.” Customer: “Can I pay by card?” Cashier: “Sure. Please enter your card into the machine, and then put in your pin code.” Customer: “Right, are these machines waterproof?” Cashier: “I’m sorry, sir?” Customer: “I wouldn’t get an electric shock from one, would I?” Cashier: “Err, no?” (Suddenly, the customer bends his head down and uses his mouth to cover up the...
March 2009
3 posts
'Dumb' thief picks police summit →
A man in the US state of Pennsylvania accused of a robbery at a narcotics police convention has been described as probably the state’s dumbest criminal. Retired police chief John Comparetto was attending the meeting of 300 officers when he was allegedly held up at gunpoint in the men’s toilets. He handed over money and a phone but then he and some colleagues gave chase as the suspect...
20 ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”.
A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in...
Escapee caught creeping into jail →
Jail guards in the US state of Georgia searching for an escaped inmate did not have to look very far - the fugitive was caught sneaking back into prison.
Guards spotted Harry Jackson, 25, trying to creep back in with 14 packs of cigarettes allegedly stolen from a nearby store.
The alarm had been raised earlier after a jail door was found unlocked.
He had opened a door to the exercise yard and...
February 2009
2 posts
12-hour Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death →
The mystery of Ireland's worst driver →
Details of how police in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country’s most reckless driver have emerged, the Irish Times reports.
He had been wanted from counties Cork to Cavan after racking up scores of speeding tickets and parking fines.
However, each time the serial offender was stopped he managed to evade justice by giving a different address.
But then his cover was blown.
...
January 2009
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'Rude' English streets defended →
More PC crap to make our lives more mundane
December 2008
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Robbery suspect left his address →
Can you believe this!
NFL star Burress faces gun charge →
Celebrity dumbo!
November 2008
8 posts
WatchCar wash fail
Jogger runs mile with rabid fox locked on her arm →
amp3d:
(via themattsmith)
this is really disturbing and rather entertaining. crazy damn fox.
Victim drives sleeping rapist to police station |... →
shadowfirebird:
‘After the attack Sharma allowed the woman to drive and fell asleep in the passenger seat, so the woman drove him to Auckland Central police station where he was arrested, said the newspaper.’
Teen's 'Fantastic' new name 'Super' long - UPI.com →
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October 2008
4 posts
Baby named Sarah McCain Palin →
fuddmain:
A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.
Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.
“I don’t think she believes me yet,” he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be...
Man tries to smuggle six lobsters. In his pants. →
boredintheburbs:
This is far too dangerous for me to even think about.
Package Of Bacon Forces Evacuation At Lawmaker's... →
hilker:
“One of Rep. John Boehner’s local offices was evacuated Monday afternoon after a suspicious package arrived in the mail.
Staffers received the letter from Georgia by U.S. mail. After noticing it was leaking an oily substance, they called the Capitol police in Washington, who advised them to evacuate as a precaution and call in local authorities.
After an X-ray analysis, investigators...
September 2008
7 posts
Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested →
lumber:
really. it’s too early for halloween lady
Teen Impales Self on Deer Antlers →
hilker:
revenge?
'I've had skin cancer... but I won't stop using... →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
‘People will probably think I’m silly to risk my life for a tan but I can’t help myself,’ she said.
Seriously?