Crackhead Chases Laser Pointer Like a Cat
A bit slow but well worth the watch. For the impatient people, two of the best parts are at 1:45 when he runs into a pole and around 4 minutes when he thinks he caught it with his jacket.
hehehe
Who owns the rain? Not you - at least in Utah. If you collect rainwater to water your garden without applying for a “water right”, then technically you’re breaking the law … (via Who Owns The Rain? In Utah, Not You! - Neatorama
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Jogger runs mile with rabid fox locked on her arm
(via themattsmith)
this is really disturbing and rather entertaining. crazy damn fox.
Victim drives sleeping rapist to police station | Reuters
‘After the attack Sharma allowed the woman to drive and fell asleep in the passenger seat, so the woman drove him to Auckland Central police station where he was arrested, said the newspaper.’
Cops: Man tries to pay for meal with pot
VERO BEACH, Fla. - A McDonald’s cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana.
Baby named Sarah McCain Palin
A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.
Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.
“I don’t think she believes me yet,” he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. “It’s going to take some more convincing.”
Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to “to get the word out” about the campaign.
“I took one for the cause,” he said. “I can’t give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little.”
He didn’t tell his wife. D’oh! He did it to get the word out about the campaign? Thanks, but we already know there are some crazy people supporting McCain/Palin.
Man tries to smuggle six lobsters. In his pants.
This is far too dangerous for me to even think about.
Package Of Bacon Forces Evacuation At Lawmaker's Office
“One of Rep. John Boehner’s local offices was evacuated Monday afternoon after a suspicious package arrived in the mail.
Staffers received the letter from Georgia by U.S. mail. After noticing it was leaking an oily substance, they called the Capitol police in Washington, who advised them to evacuate as a precaution and call in local authorities.
After an X-ray analysis, investigators determined the package contained bacon.
Boehner voted twice last week for a $700 billion bailout of the financial industry, which passed Friday and was signed into law by President George W. Bush.
Some critics have charged that the legislation contained unnecessary giveaways, which are sometimes referred to as “pork barrel” spending.”